The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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