So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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