at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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