C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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