But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
