hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Randomize