I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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