Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
