Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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