Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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