The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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