I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This is classic penis vs brain.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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