its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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