You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
what is it with giant penises always finding me
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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