Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
