That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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