We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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