You're my little dorito
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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