bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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