like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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