so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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