im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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