Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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