I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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