found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i want to swaddle you in tequila
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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