I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
