from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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