420 ftw
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
