i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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