sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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