Buhtt sex?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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