hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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