I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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