My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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