Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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