so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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