I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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