woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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