just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
