He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
