Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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