So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
