who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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