he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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