I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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