he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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