Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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