he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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