I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
