She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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