Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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