Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Are we still banned from the library?
She needs sedatives and a leash
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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