I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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