Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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