problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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