is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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